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Brides '08 Christmas 2009

Some suggestions for the next wedding

White Tulips Bouquet of natural stem

Bouquet of white roses, wax flower fern drops

preserved natural Roses Bouquet

Orchid Bouquet white cymbidium variety

Bouquet de Rosas de Pitiminí, con base ligera de Paniculata

Ramo de Orquideas Cymbidium verde con base de Tillandsia y caida de Velgras

Bola de Boj con adornos de Cambrias chocolate

Velicityvon Wikkipedia

Os mostramos algunos de nuestros trabajos realizados estas Navidades '08

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THE MOMENTS AND KIT-KAT

Resetting The Number Lock

SELL MY VIRGINITY ... AND SUCH ... TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS

Let today's fashion of some, to lose her virginity in exchange for some eurillos ... Come on, do not miss na '!

ran on in 2004, when assaulted in the world press, the news of Rosie Reid student londinene 18, who offered her virginity to the highest bidder. The crazy idea, amounted to € 13,000. The gossips say she's a lesbian and who sold her virginity to fund college.

Well, from there, the fact of selling virginity and who sells tomatoes in a market, it seems, has become fashionable.

- Tia, you do this weekend?

"Ugh .... not tia ... I think I piro partying with Berto that cool goose the kitten have Montao '... and you?

- Pos na '... I quedao 'pa' to sell my virginity.

disbelief ...

But the reason for my attention, was another. Surfing the net (what else to do at work, so crisis ...) I hit a pretty funny ad. I say funny, if not absolutely descojonante ...

The person who sells her virginity, called Fran and have 30 years.

The ad in question says, and I quote:

"SELL MY VIRGINITY

Fran, 30 years, sell my virginity to the highest bidder. At a time when almost any child with go to bed has been pulled and before dozens of aunts and you'll be just one more, one of many, I offer you the opportunity to be the first and only. With the added pride of knowing you'll never forget, because the first time is never forgotten. After all, how many bloggers here can offer what I offer? I decided to start the bidding with a symbolic starting price of 10 €. Those interested can start bidding. And gift, a second free sex. "

Creeroslo. It is absolutely true. ... Well ... we have to analyze

- Fran, 30 years: Perfect Fran, a pleasure to hear from you, though do not tell the age, because the potency of an uncle at 30, is not the same as at 18 ...

- sell my virginity to the highest bidder: Virgin at 30? Seriously? What kind of man is a virgin at 30? Assuming that the girls who sell their virginity very young, skinny, with a baby face, white boy skin, cute, modosita ... where it fits a guy of 30 blocks with a description like that?? Also, how to tell if a guy is virgin? The experiement is most awkward and Cayetano Martinez de Irujo in a marathon! I do not deny that a girl is obvious whether it is virgin or not, but in a guy?

- These days, that almost any guy who has pulled you lie down and before dozens of aunts and you'll be just one more, one of many, I offer you the opportunity to be the first and only: In that I agree with you. Start by saying that finding a guy today, virgin and of legal age (ie over 16 years) for sex, is totally impossible. To cuendo you can legally have sex, a guy is tired of killing pulled straws and half neighborhood ... So if the other half do not like this, otherwise ...

- With the added pride of knowing you'll never forget, because you never forget the first time: Damn, that tagline is more used than a Tampax into a humble family of women! No is going to believe ...

- After all, how many bloggers here can offer what I offer: I sincerely hope that few, because let's face it, guys 30 years, blank, no. And not because extra-human race, but rather, to be rarer than a green dog.

- I decided to start the bidding with a symbolic starting price of 10 €: Damn, that if anticrisi economy and the rest is nonsense. There should be examined a little man! You show desperation at that price!

- and gifts, a second free sex: ja ja ja ... yes there are 10 € to good use ... ole!

Finally, draw conclusions ... Fran (and I have to speak to you) that proves to be a desperate guy's take a powder. With 30 blocks and supposedly a virgin, or are more rare than a hard ride from Seville or do you "super" not to eat a sad thread ... Just hope you do not look like the photo, dude! ...

Excuse me, but I Descojonado of laughter ....

Greetings to all ..

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"Letting go sounds too good quick play never know where you can stop or start ..."...

Right there, the two right side wheels of my Seat Ibiza Blue (aka Manolito), come off ground for a split second. To grind and shake. I look to the side, and I have built a brand new BMW 335, driven by a 70 years old.

ME CAGO EN LA PUTA!

Well, as you may have guessed by now, today spoke of traffic accidents. More specifically, my first car accident at the hands of a car.

made it clear that, while theoretically counterproductive, my car is my second self. Yes, even gay, and maybe that does not go with the group, my passion is my car. Is my child, my refuge. I treat him better than myself, almost ... and today I'm in mourning. Manolito have hurt.

Diagnosis, right side door (the passenger) mashed, scraped front wheel, flaps a little grated hook and rear wing. My joy in a well. Iva

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the city, quietly. Red light!, Second, clutch and stop ... Fuck, this takes a long traffic light .... are two-thirty! I have hungry .... to see if I come home and ... Morla Vetusta I love ... na na na na let go, it sounds too good ... OSTIA na na na! ME CAGO EN LA PUTA!! I'm stuck, I look back ... what ?!?!? Son of a bitch! you do not have eyes! are you blind?! I

kill him, take off my belt, under the car with a bad face ostia that neither Britney Spears in a parade of Victoria Secrets ... Is that you blind old shit! I've crumpled the car!

- Sorry, is that you were in neutral and I have not seen ...

- In the dead I'm going to let you asshole ... or to carry two-axle trailer ...

- but now that I have not seen and have started and were you there ...

- But if I Flipo ... you have seen how I've left the car? I've lifted from the ground fool! Passing, that age and not let you take it the clutch?

My car, my Manolito crumpled ... Look, a broken hubcap! I kill him, by me ... no, better, I'll call the police and the prison mess of old and reckless jerk.

- Sorry, look, I leave you my phone and if you want to call me and we took the old money.

- Who are you? Where did you come from? I'm calling to let me safe.

- I am an attorney specializing in accidents.

- already good, but I do not need, I call the insurance and the police and go.

- already good, but maybe you'll biennial ...

- Turkey, which outta that eggs do not touch me, I do not want a lawyer, dammit!

- Well, if you need I let my tergeta ...

- A I put the card will you in the ass if you do not long now ...!!!

- Quiet, I'm going ... but if you need ...

- Look, I've earned the weight and asshole ....

- No, no ....

Damn, where it has gotten the tocahuevos of attorney? Damn, I flip. This most surreal I might be going, now all I need is that old shit not carry insurance or have no license ...

- Poor thing, he has shredded his BMW ...

- Madam, I'm fine, thank you, ah! and my Seat Ibiza, fucked. Thanks ...

- Hey, that after all, we'll repair the car, eh?

- Not if you will be mia over responsibility ... if you have a bud and a half senile husband is not my fault, and not fuck me, man ....

what I charge ... look at my car, shattered .... Manolito ... ostia, tears, the stress level begins to beat ... I'm sorry, I esoty dizzy from the nerves that I carry ... Shit, and I called the police, nor have I filled out the part. Breathe deep, well ventilated and gradually ... and I feel better ...

- So, let me fill your data that the part of the company ...

- Have a pen.

Fill my data and I give the old hand and pen.

- I want me to fill in the data? Is that not only looks good boxes of hand? If you are blind man ... pussy fucks like a car! That luckily ive slow, but I had built the houses ... if you do not understand, I have no head that split second you think that went passed her shit in a fucking car meter ... I do not understand ...

- Like I said, is that you were in neutral and I have not seen it, but assured that I have comprehensive insurance ...

- and go on with your fucking blind ... Look, the blind spot behind you, not moved a little later to the parallel. That explanation does not help. Look, better fill the part, I have a hurry, and pray that my car is just fucking body and paint, because otherwise I assure you that I buy one again ...

filled party. I start my car ... shit, do not light! PROOF a second time and yes, now if ... Manolito, you are strong, hardy to home I'll take you to the workshop ...

- Well, sorry, give me your hand?

- Fuck you, maybe another day, but today, if you take your hand I break you, moron ...

I get home, I make the photos relevant and ready. I call the insurance and now waited 3 weeks the expert.

In order to calm down and go.

calmer now and making examination of conscience, maybe I spent a bit with the tone of my words. I apologize.

Greetings all