"Letting go sounds too good quick play never know where you can stop or start ..."... Right there, the two right side wheels of my Seat Ibiza Blue (aka Manolito), come off ground for a split second. To grind and shake. I look to the side, and I have built a brand new BMW 335, driven by a 70 years old.
ME CAGO EN LA PUTA!
Well, as you may have guessed by now, today spoke of traffic accidents. More specifically, my first car accident at the hands of a car.
made it clear that, while theoretically counterproductive, my car is my second self. Yes, even gay, and maybe that does not go with the group, my passion is my car. Is my child, my refuge. I treat him better than myself, almost ... and today I'm in mourning. Manolito have hurt.
Diagnosis, right side door (the passenger) mashed, scraped front wheel, flaps a little grated hook and rear wing. My joy in a well. Iva
I the city, quietly. Red light!, Second, clutch and stop ... Fuck, this takes a long traffic light .... are two-thirty! I have hungry .... to see if I come home and ... Morla Vetusta I love ... na na na na let go, it sounds too good ... OSTIA na na na! ME CAGO EN LA PUTA!! I'm stuck, I look back ... what ?!?!? Son of a bitch! you do not have eyes! are you blind?! I
kill him, take off my belt, under the car with a bad face ostia that neither Britney Spears in a parade of Victoria Secrets ... Is that you blind old shit! I've crumpled the car!
- Sorry, is that you were in neutral and I have not seen ...
- In the dead I'm going to let you asshole ... or to carry two-axle trailer ...
- but now that I have not seen and have started and were you there ...
- But if I Flipo ... you have seen how I've left the car? I've lifted from the ground fool! Passing, that age and not let you take it the clutch?
My car, my Manolito crumpled ... Look, a broken hubcap! I kill him, by me ... no, better, I'll call the police and the prison mess of old and reckless jerk.
- Sorry, look, I leave you my phone and if you want to call me and we took the old money.
- Who are you? Where did you come from? I'm calling to let me safe.
- I am an attorney specializing in accidents.
- already good, but I do not need, I call the insurance and the police and go.
- already good, but maybe you'll biennial ...
- Turkey, which outta that eggs do not touch me, I do not want a lawyer, dammit!
- Well, if you need I let my tergeta ...
- A I put the card will you in the ass if you do not long now ...!!!
- Quiet, I'm going ... but if you need ...
- Look, I've earned the weight and asshole ....
- No, no ....
Damn, where it has gotten the tocahuevos of attorney? Damn, I flip. This most surreal I might be going, now all I need is that old shit not carry insurance or have no license ...
- Poor thing, he has shredded his BMW ...
- Madam, I'm fine, thank you, ah! and my Seat Ibiza, fucked. Thanks ...
- Hey, that after all, we'll repair the car, eh?
- Not if you will be mia over responsibility ... if you have a bud and a half senile husband is not my fault, and not fuck me, man ....
what I charge ... look at my car, shattered .... Manolito ... ostia, tears, the stress level begins to beat ... I'm sorry, I esoty dizzy from the nerves that I carry ... Shit, and I called the police, nor have I filled out the part. Breathe deep, well ventilated and gradually ... and I feel better ...
- So, let me fill your data that the part of the company ...
- Have a pen.
Fill my data and I give the old hand and pen.
- I want me to fill in the data? Is that not only looks good boxes of hand? If you are blind man ... pussy fucks like a car! That luckily ive slow, but I had built the houses ... if you do not understand, I have no head that split second you think that went passed her shit in a fucking car meter ... I do not understand ...
- Like I said, is that you were in neutral and I have not seen it, but assured that I have comprehensive insurance ...
- and go on with your fucking blind ... Look, the blind spot behind you, not moved a little later to the parallel. That explanation does not help. Look, better fill the part, I have a hurry, and pray that my car is just fucking body and paint, because otherwise I assure you that I buy one again ...
filled party. I start my car ... shit, do not light! PROOF a second time and yes, now if ... Manolito, you are strong, hardy to home I'll take you to the workshop ...
- Well, sorry, give me your hand?
- Fuck you, maybe another day, but today, if you take your hand I break you, moron ...
I get home, I make the photos relevant and ready. I call the insurance and now waited 3 weeks the expert.
In order to calm down and go.
calmer now and making examination of conscience, maybe I spent a bit with the tone of my words. I apologize.
Greetings all
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